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There is only one country whose men and only men I try to avoid: Germany. What have German men ever done to deserve this? A friend of mine who has been in a long term relationship with a German man recently told me that if she wanted to have sex with him, she would write him an informing him of her desire and the two would take it from there.
I wish I was making this up. Have you ever tried to talk dirty with a German? If romance is dead, it was a German man that killed it. From the offer of money for sex via Tinder to online dating messages consisting of cringe-worthy detailed descriptions of sexual acts, the perpetrators were always the same: German men. The submissions oscillate between gently cringey to projectile vomit-inducing.
It seems the way German men express desire in writing is deeply flawed. Of course, courting has always been difficult and a recently released map showing which emoji is used most in which country educates us further on this ancient struggle. That the see-no-evil monkey is preferred by Germans is something I blame entirely on German men trying to flirt. So dear reader, please trust me that if you ever receive an unsolicited dick pic, followed by an emoji of a monkey hiding its face, the sender is almost certainly a German man.
I wish the Unicode developers had stuck with the traditional option of featuring a fourth monkey specifically for the German man: the do-no-evil-monkey covering his genitalia. The Tattletale Heart tells stories of desire, infatuation and the ghosts of lovers past. They are the dating-chronicles of a hopeless romantic with serious trust issues in the capital of the notoriously unattached.
You can follow Alix on Twitter and Facebook. Diesen Artikel auf deutsch lesen. I think you are being a bit too harsh on the poor German guys! I can totally relate to this. I am a German man, too. I know very well about our own shortcomings. Of course not all German men are the same. But regardless I tend to prefer dating foreigners too. Dating another German guy is for me like trying to make a meal out of two dry slices of bread. This is not true! There are absolutely very romantic german man and although yes, practicality is a huge priority for germans but they can definitely be the sweetest and dead romantics!
Have you ever dated a real Berliner? I guess not. I feel like Tinder is the worst place to conduct any statistics on the quality of German men or anyone, really. Like, who is on Tinder to find love? I totally agree with Jules and the last comment!
Come on, just get off Tinder and meet real persons and all the stereotypes will be blown away because you get to know amazing persons, doesnt matter what Nationality! I will highly dispute your article. I actually agree.
My friend who has lived here and dated different german men for 5 years said the same thing. I have similar experiences with german women. Well constructed and entertaining article. You are great writer, but are you a great lover. He always helps cook and clean without me having to ask him, remembers all the anniversaries and holidays that I keep forgetting. I have the best husband I could have. I love Germans and Germany. Disgusting german-bashing. These articles are the reason why british and american expats are more or more hated by germans most would not say that bluntly.
They all said how romantic and sensual I am.
Alix, forget it. No german men likes anglo-american women, shure. My experience with german guys is quite different. In the first month after coming from Brazil to Berlin I met a very romantic, passionate and well-educated german men who speaks an excellent English. He also has learned portuguese and is quite different from the guys described in the blog. Very evil…. This article is absolutely fantastic — it had me in fits of hysterics!
The comments section so far honestly just reinforces the view that Germans are incapable of laughing at themselves — lighten up, will you, the article is unbelievably funny! Oh Skye, really? Saying that gives you leeway to say anything and no-one being able to reply — otherwise automatically being labelled a spoil-sport. With your comments you are just further reinforcing the normality and accepted practice of German bashing. As pointed out in other comments, Germany is the only country that people are allowed to bash without repercussion. English-speaking expats living in Berlin and perpetuating this practice is just the height of ignorance to me.
I can not agree with the article at all and am disappointed that you would publish such an offensive and not even cleverly funny article on a pro-Berlin website. I would have expected more from you. At least follow it up with how British men and women are not datable at all?
That would be fair at least.
Because if you are and you really think in such broad brush strokes and stereotypes you are not anyone who adds anything to the community. Loooooved the article!!! Most of it is actually true. How I know? Well, I am German. As a Spanish girl I must say…i dated e German guys…on tinder and was the worst sex of my life. They talk to much about how much passionate they areally. Check yourself, girl. Overzealous generalizing may have been what left you loveless in a city full of love. An entertaining article… indeed.
Profound, sophisticated or ificant — rather not.
However, this was not the goal of this article in the first place, instead it was written for one purpose only: Being provocative — and it surely reached that! Having said that I remember being frustrated by the German style of flirting when I was single. So the writer may just have to work on her patience. Interesting how some, yes often English speakers, behave in their host country. I see two somewhat conflicting criticisms in your article. Although both could be symptoms of a national unhealthy attitude to sex, they represent fundamentally different approaches to it, and you seem to be complaining about both.
So then what does constitute a healthy approach to sex and dating then, in your book? Personally, as a German woman, I rather like the matter-of-fact, somewhat bureaucratic approach to sex and dating. But I prefer when a man asks whether he may kiss me before doing so. But again, to each their own. I love your humour!! Between me and my girlfriends, in a few years of dating in germany german guys we have collected an insane amount of crazy stories, we could almost write a book!!
While I have met in a biblical sense my share of German men who are not like the above, I remember those types from my albeit brief stint in online dating. Teutonic pragmatism and subtle flirting do not seem to go together. To return the favor: Had a few dates with american and british women and I have to say that it was quite boring. They just need a bit time to open up and be themselves. What I was trying to figure out first of all is whether you, dear tattletale columnist, are German or not.
Most of my friends are robots in every respect. I guess to a certain extend. This is why I decided to move to another country as soon as I had the chance. Now, in terms of dating I will confess that I have only ever dated non-German ladies. As a matter of fact my taste in women is rather exotic and all of these women revealed that I was a very satisfying and passionate lover…given the fact that I am German and that. Before you ask no I am not a wanna be 50 shades of grey imposter, but maybe I am the real life example of a biomechanical tattoo?
A robot with some veins and a heart. Also, there is no racism against white Germans as you all know.
Lighten up! More Germans for you German-lovers out there! And they wanted to know this asap. Immediately after, their attitude became gross. I was surrounded by educated people all my life, and normal people treat me with respect. To me, it looks like they learned nothing from their history.
They love taking advantage of those who, like me, still believe there is good in people. This article is right on the money! After reading the article and commentary, this American decided to throw her hat into the ring. Alix, you are preaching gospel to me. All true. He was cold prided himself on being a robotEXTREMELY awkward in conversation it felt like a disposition at court and when I gave him a hug he started trembling really shaking like a leaf and ran away leaving me in the street!!!
That consisted of Sir Mixalot and other fine rap tunes expressing his desire to copulate which I ignored this was the first date. Alix, ignore the haters and keep fighting the good fight. I wish I read this before agreeing to be setup on a date with this guy. Such a headache.Descent erotic chat guy
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